Day 12: Tell us about a humorous BDSM/kink experience you’ve had. If you haven’t had one, talk about aspects of kink/BDSM you find funny.
While people who take themselves too seriously are funny in almost every aspect of life, they can be particularly humorous in the kink world*. I’ll admit to having had more than one laugh at the expense of “masters” or “mistresses” who essentially talk the talk without walking the walk.
But then again, do we really need to judge each other in the kink world (or anywhere else, for that matter)? I’m certainly not into the Gorean world, or pony play, or plenty of other things, but I would never mock anyone who consensually engages in these things or other legal kinks.
Now let’s lighten things up with a much more fun story. So, I was playing with a couple (mostly the lady half, her male counterpart was watching and giving a hand on occasion), and I was wearing a strap-on and fucking her from behind. She came (yay!) and bucked so hard I went flying back into the wall behind her. Normally all good, but I ended up going through the recently completed drywall (their place was being remodeled). And while there was a moment of shock and disbelief (mostly on my part – did that really just happen? Am I mostly naked and halfway through the wall? Why yes I am.), it was all good. And hilarious. A few scratches and bruises of course, but no major injuries on anyone’s part. And her husband even grilled me a steak afterwards – unicorns and gentlemen both DO exist!
On some level, it is kind of impressive that two relatively small girls could accomplish this. And while this story isn’t necessarily BDSM in the traditional sense, she was cuffed to the bed and being submissive to me all day – until she fucked me through the wall!
Perhaps that’s the ultimate way to top from the bottom.
*Note: Not respecting safe words or hard limits is NOT humorous or acceptable in any way. Just had to put that out there.
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