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30 Days of Kink: Day 12

July 11, 2014

Day 12: Tell us about a humorous BDSM/kink experience you’ve had.  If you haven’t had one, talk about aspects of kink/BDSM you find funny.

While people who take themselves too seriously are funny in almost every aspect of life, they can be particularly humorous in the kink world*. I’ll admit to having had more than one laugh at the expense of “masters” or “mistresses” who essentially talk the talk without walking the walk.

But then again, do we really need to judge each other in the kink world (or anywhere else, for that matter)? I’m certainly not into the Gorean world, or pony play, or plenty of other things, but I would never mock anyone who consensually engages in these things or other legal kinks.

Now let’s lighten things up with a much more fun story. So, I was playing with a couple (mostly the lady half, her male counterpart was watching and giving a hand on occasion), and I was wearing a strap-on and fucking her from behind. She came (yay!) and bucked so hard I went flying back into the wall behind her. Normally all good, but I ended up going through the recently completed drywall (their place was being remodeled). And while there was a moment of shock and disbelief (mostly on my part – did that really just happen? Am I mostly naked and halfway through the wall? Why yes I am.), it was all good. And hilarious. A few scratches and bruises of course, but no major injuries on anyone’s part. And her husband even grilled me a steak afterwards – unicorns and gentlemen both DO exist!

On some level, it is kind of impressive that two relatively small girls could accomplish this. And while this story isn’t necessarily BDSM in the traditional sense, she was cuffed to the bed and being submissive to me all day – until she fucked me through the wall!

Perhaps that’s the ultimate way to top from the bottom.



*Note: Not respecting safe words or hard limits is NOT humorous or acceptable in any way. Just had to put that out there.


Happy Halloween! Elust #21

October 29, 2010

Photo courtesy of Evocative Abyss

Welcome to e[lust] – Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #22? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

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~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

D/s Without the D/s?This is one of those situations in a real time D/s relationship where much of the “fun” aspects of the D/s needs to be stuffed in the closet for a bit. And for us, it’s not a great time to be either a masochist or a sadist. We can deal with that.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Yes, Jelly Sex Toys Can be DangerousEven if a jelly rubber toy says “phthalate-free”, it still can contain toxic chemicals that can cause skin reactions in some people. These toys are still non-porous and can harbor dirt and bacteria because they cannot be sanitized.

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Unfortunately, this edition has no Top Three picks as I didn’t have enough volunteer judges. If you’d like to volunteer to help, visit this page to find out more info and ensure that the Top Three picks continue.

See also: Pleasurists #101 and #100 for all your sex toy review needs.

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Happy Halloween: Light Me Up

October 19, 2010

Last Saturday I dressed as a superhero for Halloween party held at a dungeon and attended by a variety of kinky folk. Not a superhero you’d be familiar with, one that my man and I dreamed up. My outfit included silver glitter fishnets, a black fishnet bra and thong, black boots, and a rather fluffy white and silver wig; the centerpiece was my silver glitter strap-on, which was the inspiration behind the costume.

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That Kind Of Girl…Who’s Naughty At Work

March 8, 2010

There’s something about fucking someplace you shouldn’t that just turns me on.

Recently, a gentleman friend of mine met me at my office during off-hours for the sole purpose of bending me over the conference table.

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Sunday Morning Coming Down

March 5, 2010

I woke up to the feeling of Christian’s hand on my ass, rubbing the spots where he’d spanked me the night before. He had started off gently, gradually massaging harder until I was wide awake thanks to the pain in my tender, bruised flesh.

“Mmm that hurts so good”, I finally said, wanting him to stop while at the same time enjoying the memory of the wild, memorable night we’d had.

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That Kind Of Girl…Who Takes Control

March 4, 2010

After I had my turn on top, it was time for me to pay attention to Natalie. I wasn’t going to make it easy for her, though.

After taking a few minutes to get my strength back (my girl is quite…skillfull), I rolled on top of her and grabbed her hands, holding them above her head and kissing her more demandingly. Remember, this was still the first time I had ever taken any kind of control – prior to today, we had stuck with the kind of strictly egalitarian yet sensual sex that only a pair of women can manage.

However, something had shifted earlier when she had gotten down on her knees in front of me. The mix of surrender and lust in her almond shaped brown eyes had flipped some kind of switch inside me. At the time, however, I wasn’t quite sure what to do next…

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That Kind of Girl…Who Thinks Dirty Thoughts at Work

March 2, 2010

I’ve mentioned before that when I let my mind wander, it often wanders right into the gutter. Naturally, during a long work day I tend to think about the possibilities for fun…whether it is a particularly intriguing colleague or a conference table that is the perfect height to sit a girl up on and just go to work.

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